My hand turned me down
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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