You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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