you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize