That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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