Porn is love you can see.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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