So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
