you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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