So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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