if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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