shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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