ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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