Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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