I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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