That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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