we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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