Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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