its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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