OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
