thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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