Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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