Three words: puerto rican gang bang
they need to just BURY HIM!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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