She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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