Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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