i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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