Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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