Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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