Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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