is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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