if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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