Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
should my penis look like a turkey
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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