UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
not ubering you a puppy
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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