Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
