NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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