hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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