My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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