I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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