Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
