Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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