your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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