Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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