So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
In other news, I just burned my penis
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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