She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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