whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We got so high we made milksteak
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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