Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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