somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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