she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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