DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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