Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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