it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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