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Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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