why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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