i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Dear god my vagina.
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