I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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