I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize