that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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