i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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