I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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